I hate how we’re taught “don’t get raped” when it should be “don’t rape”.
Nothing disgusts me more
this.
oh look, this post’s back.
How the signs tell you to shut up:
Aries: Shut up.
Taurus: Will shove food in your mouth. If they were desperate enough to give their food away, that is.
Gemini: I'm bored. *walks away*
Cancer: They don't. They'd rather suffer than hurt your feelings.
Leo: Will make whiney noises until you are silent.
Virgo: Will make comments such as 'mmm' or 'yeah' until you realise that the conversation is going nowhere.
Libra: Will smile at you politely whilst swearing at you inside your head.
Scorpio: Will slap you round the face and promptly walk off.
Sagittarius: A simple 'Nobody cares, twit,' and a kick in the shin will suffice.
Capricorn: I have work to do. *leaves*
Aquarius: Will stop talking altogether, eventually hoping that you'll do the same.
Pisces: I'm sorry, but could you please be quiet...? -pause- I'M SORRY! DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? DO YOU NEED A HUG? *bursts into tears*
